Culture Shocker*at the local supermarket, things are looking bleak. Flaky is absent from the shop, due to having broken her leg the day before. Pop (the boss) stands by a fruit stand inside which reads "FREE" on the side, Nutty is sweeping floors, and Disco Bear is dancing in the corner to "Single Ladies" There are absolutely no shoppers in sight*
Pop: I just don't get it. If a free fruit stand won't bring in shoppers...What will?! *notices DB dancing* DISCO BEAR!!!
DB: GAH! *stops dancing and turns the radio off, looks pissed* Why must you always disturb my sexy dancing?
There's gonna be some changes around here...*Toothy walks in* A customer! *pulls him over by the arm* Welcome to the supermarket! Nutty! Get your ass over here! *Nutty bounces over like Pinkie Pie* Serve Toothy to his every command. And don't screw this one up. *walks off*
Nutty: Welcome aboard, sir. Here, YOU are the captain, and I'm your loyal servant boy. You say the word and I will throw myself in the brig...how may I assist you
Missing Dogtags*starts inside of a diner, in the bar. It is raining outside. Sniffles sits in a stool and Lammy the bartender brings him a drink. Sniffles looks at his pocket protecter but then sighs*
Sniffles: Oh crap, I forgot my pen.
Lammy: *hands him her pen* You can borrow mine!
Flippy: I lost something once. *Flippy is sitting at a table across from Lammy and Sniffles, with a drink in front of him and his hands flat on the table* It was something I couldn't live without...*turns and looks up at his friends* My dogtags.
Sniffles: *he and Lammy paying no attention* So anyways, thanks for the pen..
Lammy: You're welcome buddy. *Flippy is now sitting on the counter next to Lammy*
Flippy: It all started last week, Saturday morning to be exact. No school, just work...
Sniffles: *whispers and taps his watch* I gotta go...
*cuts back to Saturday morning, Flippy is in bed, snoring and purring in his sleep until his alarm clock goes off*
Flippy: AH! Oh, it's just you. *laughs and then s
Htf movie deleted scenes((Just to let you know, when there is a new scene, there's static like the original ASDF Movie))
*first scene Giggles runs up to Pop*
Giggles: Have you seen Cub?
Pop: No, I think he got outside! *Giggles runs off*
Cub: *possesing Pop, deep voice* YOU FOOL...
*next scene, Lumpy is stupidly slamming an envelope against Handy*
Handy: No..n...no...let me...noooo!!
*next scene, Toothy stands alone*
Toothy: I am depressed.
Guy: Suddenly, pineapples! *a bunch of pineapples appear around Toothy*
Toothy:....This does NOT help.
*next scene, Mime is juggling*
Voice offscreen: Hey buddy, look over here! *Mime looks up and the voice is coming from the sun*
Sun: Haha! Now you're blind!
*next scene, Lammy, Russell, Petunia, and some others standing in an office building*
Lammy: Hey guys, what's going on?
Russell: Lammy, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks!
Lammy: *breaking Petunia's neck* What are you talking about?
Petunia: Lammy! *Lammy bre
Super Tree FriendsNarrator: The New Adventures of Splendid and Krypto In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration. *a long line emerges from the Harlem Milkshake*
Cuddles: Will you hurry up?
Narrator: A call that would normally be answered by Happy Tree Town's hero and his son....IF they weren't the ones causing the problem. *inside, Splendid and Krypto are holding up the line*
Splendid: I'll have...no...no wait, uh....no....Uhhh.......
Lumpy: *pokes head out of his office. Handy and Flaky also wait behind them in line* HEY! Would you just order, already? Yer holding up the line!!!
Flippy: *leans appears next to him, whispers in his ear* Psst, hey Splendid!
Flippy: Get a vanilla shake.
Splendid: IVE MADE MY DECISION!!
Line of customers: HOORAY!!!
Splendid: One large vanilla shake for me, and a pipsqueak shake for Krypto!
Krypto: Now wait just a fucking minute!
Line of customers: :iconfffuuuplz:
Krypto: I don't WANT a pipsqueak milkshake! I wan
F.U.NNarrator: Ah, a normal day at the library. Everyone is enjoying their books. *lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in screams and runs for cover* Huh?! What's this? *doors and windows are now metal*
Lumpy: Can you see him down there, Truffles?
Truffles: *up in a crow's nest with a telescope* Down there, Mr. Lumpy! *gun-shootings are heard*
Narrator: *gasps* There appears to be a killing spree in progress! *Fliqpy fires a laser through the front door, and runs through while holding a shotgun* There can only be one culprit: FLIQPY!
Fliqpy: *before he exits* Finally, victory is mine! I win! I WIN!! *laughs evilly and runs out, but grabs a book from a dead Russell first and brings it with him. He slams the broken door behind him*
Truffles: He got away, sir.
Lumpy: NOOOOOOO!!!!! AND WITH MY SECRET RECIPE!!
Truffles: What the fuck would he want with a milkshake?
Narrator: Perhaps not, Monsieur Lumpy, for it's... *Flippy appears out of nowhere, salutes while skulking cute